Prophecy from 4 years ago, wanted to know what u guys think

It will happen when the weather cools. That's when they'll make their move. The plans laid long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition. They're trying to force the gods' hands.
Watch for these signs:
1. Three branches will become one
2. An island will drift away
3. A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill
4. A star will gorge itself on clay
5. Idols will speak and move about
6. The black flag will fly above the dome
7. The belly of the dragon will drip water
8. Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear
9. A rock will stand on seven hills
10. The ravens will starve
11. The bear will leave her cage forever
12. The rod and the ring will strike


discuss...

Did you make this? Proof it's 4 years old? And are you ok bud?

Im confused

There is only one god Zizou and Waffel is his prophet (lawyer)
studying since 2012