Dark Humour Joke(s)

Hi guys, I know some jokes I wanna share with y'all, if you fail to give it the correct answers, I'll answer to them tommorrow hehe,

let's start with this one:


1- What's White on the top and Black on the bottom?

Chocolate covered vanilla ice cream

Because since the Earth is flat and I live underneath ya'll, I am upside down to your angle. Therefor looking at the Earth from its two dimensional sideways, you will see the vanilla is on top and the chocolate is on bottom. Of course we are doing this from your angle. Me? I live on Antarctica which both surrounds and holds up the Earth.

Написано Al Fappino, 03.04.2016 at 18:23

1- What's White on the top and Black on the bottom?

Society

Написано Al Fappino, 03.04.2016 at 18:23

1- What's White on the top and Black on the bottom?

African feet if you rotate it for 180 degrees (cuz now it's black on the top and white on the bottom )

Написано Al Fappino, 03.04.2016 at 18:23

1- What's White on the top and Black on the bottom?

— Society

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What's black on top and white on the bottom?
— Rape

We need to lighten this up with some classic jew/black/mexican jokes

Написано 5th SS Wiking, 04.04.2016 at 09:44

We need to lighten this up with some classic jew/black/mexican jokes

For fuck sake man dont be racist... we can joke about normal people too

Why dont the jews ever visit jupiter?
Because its a gas planet.

Написано Viruslegion, 03.04.2016 at 19:10

Написано Al Fappino, 03.04.2016 at 18:23

1- What's White on the top and Black on the bottom?

Society

You got it right :/

Now, since Virus got my joke right XDD


What's the difference between a bag of sand in Syria and Dead Kids?

Dark humour isnt really my cup of liquified dead baby.

Написано Al Fappino, 04.04.2016 at 15:12

What's the difference between a bag of sand in Syria and Dead Kids?

you can punch the bags of sand without making your hands dirty

Написано Khal.eesi, 04.04.2016 at 19:04

Написано Al Fappino, 04.04.2016 at 15:12

What's the difference between a bag of sand in Syria and Dead Kids?

you can punch the bags of sand without making your hands dirty

There aren't many bags of sands in Syria




(But there's a lot of dead Kids) XD