FRUIT NEEDS A CLN

Hi I need a coalition

some cool stuff:

• I have stopped trolling due to me being at risk of bans, this means I'm nicer or something.
  
• #34 highest SP.
  
• Diverse in strategies I am good at, I switch strategies almost every game to keep the game interesting and I usually win.
  
• My favorite countries are Greece(when actually trying to win) Iceland(when playing crowded europe game, I usually win) Ireland (SM, outclasses anyone in the west and usually beats the east.) and if It's 10k I play UK, which I have only lost 4 times with. (I've counted!)
  
• #1 SP per week ratio(I have yet to see anyone else with higher)
  
• I'm active, on daily for a few hours; I only play about 2 games but I usually just sit in lobby and talk to friends.
  
• Have been in 20+ CWs, lost about 3.

Coalitions who won't have me:
Biteme(not too!)
Warborn Legion
Dalmati
Dutch Pride

so if you're not one of these coalitions, post in this thread.

Написано Fruit, 16.10.2011 at 16:29

Have been in 20+ CWs, lost about 3.

Not to be rude or anything, really i think you deserve your place in every coalition. But i played your former coalitions 5times now, 4x with BiteMe against Kanker and 1x with Dalmati against Solunae. If i remember correctly, you played in all those 5 games. And since i won all 5 games, you at least(!) lost 5 CW's.

R U serious? I would help you by making a CLN but I have no CLN pack. Srry

Nope I only played 3 of those, but you reminded me that I lost to /int/ and WBL so yeah, 5. (which is why I said about

also I would make a cln but it's glitched right now and all the decent players are already in a cln

Lol fruit. maybe one day Semper Fi's finest will come back and you can apply to join them.
Why dont u join fruit is manly? another coalition that have a decent roster is Elite Squad. Ever think of joining them?

Undisputed is not decent

Achillesheel makes an average of 156 SP per week (how is that even possible:D)
other than that i dont see any else with higher SP/wk ratio

Looks like some kind of glitch

To whom it may concern: Clan Founders, Leaders, Officers.

Dearest FRUIT is a great Afterwind contributor and has a lot to offer!!! I am sure he will bring more than just his friendly fruity sense of humor!

You would be at lose not to have him in your clan. So Please, offer him equal opportunity in applying for clan membership...

I appreciate your interest in Fruit!

Major

Just wait for Amok to fix the bug so glorious clans can be established.